Update: 'You all took it up a notch': Sarcastic development team realizes they're 'actually able to do nothing' following boss's new directions

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    Document EVERYTHING, now in a loop and actually able to do nothing S This could get interesting. We just got handed a new rule today at work that ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING we do has to be documented in the time tracking software. It was much wordier than this, but it was very explicitly laid out that every. Single. Thing. Must. Be. Documented. Down to
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    copying the text of emails, content of phone calls, etc. They basically said that we couldn't be trusted to do our jobs without giving them the most minute detail of our daily work existence. So, I sat down at my desk, logged in, then entered in the system that I logged in at 8:00 AM. Then I entered that I logged my login time. Then I entered that I logged my time log entry. I spent all day entering into the tracking site "Entered time log for entering time log" My whole team has
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    done nothing today but log time entries for logging time entries. Can't wait to see how this turns out tomorrow. ***Update: So on our morning call, our department head (boss) said that we were going to be joined by our president today (Internal "mwahahahahahahaha"). He got on, and here is a transcript of what he said (Yes, we use all sorts of colorful language on our calls):
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    "OK guys, we get the point. We | up. We thought a little more detail would be helpful in your time tracking entries, but Jesus Christ, you all took it up a notch. We should have worded that better, and we probably shouldn't have sounded like when we sent that directive. Let's just pretend yesterday never happened, we'll roll that back, and please just make sure your time entries have enough detail so we know the gist of what you were working on."
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    After he left the call, boss says "You glorious . I told them this was a idea, and that they should expect something like this from you sarcastic ¡."
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    Moral of the story: Never put smartass developers in a loop they can't escape. We'll keep going as long as we have to.
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    CameraMan15 yr. ago 9:01 AM sat down at desk 9:02 AM Opened chrome.exe 9:02 AM searched for new job
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    Newbosterone When we started clogging the time log with entries for logging, we were told to use the category "Administrative" for staff meetings, paperwork, etc. Then they realized many people spent 8-12 hours a week on Administrative time. So they ruled that "brief interruptions" of less
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    than 0.1 hours (6 minutes) did not have to be logged. Then people started logging 7 minute bathroom breaks. "Brief Interruptions" became 0.3 hours.
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    Finally, they realized they had too much data - no one used it. So we only had to report summary time - either a project, BAU (business as usual, i.e., break/fix), and Administrative.
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    mysteresc We had a system like that once. My department was exempted from it when we requested codes for the 50+ unique activities we had, plus one for "logging our time in SYSTEM".
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    KesselZero Your whole team seriously spent eight hours just logging over and over again? I'm not really doubting you, just... I don't think I could commit that much no matter how much I hate the system.
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    GandalfsPass OP When faced with abject stupidity, we can be pretty committed.
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    Horst665 great team spirit :D
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    teknoanimal you could spend all day typing you logged about logging in. Logged in at 8 logged logging in at 8 logged logging logging in at 8 logged logging logging logging in at 8....

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